Royal Artist Club: Fabric

fix up look sharp

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:30:55 GMT

We reckon if Dave P and Dizzee Rascal ever had a lovechild, it'd look something like this.

hey ladies...

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:19:32 GMT

Orifice Vulgatron has opened a new business.

my leather so soft

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:38:44 GMT

Check Klever stuntin' in Neil's (1/2 of The Carps) fine leather. And the rest of the crew that came to rep for Craze's launch - The Carps, Cool Kids and Beni G from the Mixologists (Fabric's own Tom is looking particularly fly).

L-O-C-O

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:28:37 GMT

Seeing Craze behind the decks is like watching an animal in its natural habitat. Here's the beginning of an EPIC set from his album launch party at FABRICLIVE. As Armanni says - "Try to find something hotter and you won't come close"...

throw pillows - final round

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:53:28 GMT

Be warned: xxxtreme Klever closeup at the end, don't be blinded by gold teeth (he puts his money where his mouth is).

pillow talk

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:42:02 GMT

When Craze and Klever came to town back in Feb, we ended up at the Jump Off one fated Monday night. Having no idea what to expect, we were hit with catwalks and bikinis, arm wrestling competitions, breakdancing, a 50 Cent duplicate and - best of all - pillow fights. Some fierce footage here (it's all about the girl in the red), equipped with commentary from Craze, Klever and Denise.

eat meat!

fabric — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:22:31 GMT

We threw down a meat battle at a Brazilian churrascaria in Angel last year, the competition was fierce: one Dublimer (Matt V), four Fabricees (Shealan, Ashleigh, Nicole and Danna) and three Burakas (Rui, Joao and Andro). In the end, Joao and Danna reigned supreme of all cuisine. Here's a little clip before we all fell into a meat-induced coma (apologies for the rocky footage, we needed a lot of caipirinhas to wash all that ish down)

don't tell me to go - or i will go...way beyond go.

fabric — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:20:25 GMT

after the riveting performance, three out of the four judges declared darko had made it to the next round.

the x factor auditions have now begun...

fabric — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:42:52 GMT

on saturday we stumbled over to modular's party of the year at turnmills, much fun was had. especially when an attention-hungry supermodel stepped up to darko (of spank rock) and, amongst a mess of slurred words, asked him if he wanted to audition for x factor. helpless to a pretty face, naturally he agreed...even tho he didn't have a clue what her drunkass was going on about. when she asked what he had planned for the judges, his answer: "interpretive poetry." here's part one of the results.